for my first go at Not Me Monday! i would like to begin by being brutally honest. i do not (and i repeat do NOT) blog-stalk the creator of this fantastic therapeutic session (that would be MckMama). who has time to stalk other peoples blogs anyway!? i am a busy mama - cooking, washing diapers, chasing Pirates, killing bugs, gardening, cleaning toilets, doing dishes, grocery shopping, etc. i definitely do not check out MckMama's blog 2 (or 5) times a day.
i was not involved (in any way, shape, form, or fashion) in the catching and setting on fire of the TOMATO HORNWORMS that have taken over my (only) 3 tomato plants. i wasn't there and had no clue that was going on in my own back yard. and i truly did not *sigh* in satisfaction as they crisp-ified because they destroyed at least 20 tomatoes.
if you asked, i'd have no clue about the diapers that sat in the wetbag all weekend because i was having too much fun to even look at the laundry. i always keep up with the laundry. i had nothing to do with it! NOT ME!
i did not beg my dear mother-in-law to come over (twice!) this weekend to help me with my sewing project. uh-uh! not me! that sewing class i took last fall taught me everything i needed to know - and i paid perfect attention the entire time.
lastly, i did not just tell my adorable Pirate to go find his trucks, whees, or a ball as a distraction so i could quickly type up this post.
so next time you point in my direction... just remember there's three fingers pointing right back at you!! besides! it wasn't me!